Tuesday, April 14, 2015

GOONING STIK™ URETHRAL MASTURBATION STRETCHING TOOL

GOONING STIK™ URETHRAL MASTURBATION STRETCHING TOOL

 Can be purchased here

I always love to goon and pull this cock as I stare up at another strange Moon.
I love it in nature, this love for my cock, shot loads across many Lagoons.
I have spread this seed from coast to coast across Mountains and even the Seas.
I pull on this cock with such pleasure, it brings me to my knees......
CAN BE USED AS A TWO MAN FUCK STICK!!

DEMENTED FOUR WAY CROSS™ URETHRAL SOUND PENIS PLUG

DEMENTED FOUR WAY CROSS™
URETHRAL SOUND PENIS PLUG
MEN AND WOMAN ALIKE WILL ENJOY THIS
STUFF YOU HOLES WITH PLEASURE!!!
LINE UP FOUR OF YOUR BUDDIES AS YOU BRIDGE YOUR COCKS TOGETHER, STROKING TO ORGASMIC BLISS!!
A MAN TO MAN FUCK BUDDY PLUG!!
OR IMPALE HER PISS HOLE STARTING WITH THE SMALLEST SIZE AND WORKING UP TO THE LARGEST!!
THIS IS ALSO THE ULTIMATE URETHRAL STRETCHING TOOL FOR BEGINNERS ON UP!!!

The Cross You Bare

Salvation you seek as you pray for my soul,
In this game I move ever so swift.

I pass you by and still wonder why,
I turn to present you with a gift.

With redemption and prayer to free up my soul,
From this pleasure that you call a sin.

To beat you down with the quality in my creations,
A mirrored reflection to see your grin.

Your words are inspirations that fuels this fire,
You feed it with all of your air.

To be really honest,
I like what I do.
For this is the cross that you bare.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Monday, March 23, 2015

Machined Bishop Jackhammer™ 8mm with Thru-hole


MACHINED BISHOP JACKHAMMER™
WITH THRU-HOLE FOR BODILY FUNCTIONS, PISSING AND CUMMING.
MASTURBATION HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!
Men and Woman alike can enjoy its pleasure!!

(above is pictured another style of Jackhammer in use)

Machined from the Highest Quality German Surgical Steel. On the shelf and ready to ship. 8mm (.3125 inch) insertable width with a total plug length of 101mm (4 inches).
This is the machined version of the original PenisPlugsAblaze™ brand Jackhammer™ and with its thru-hole it is used to release one of our favorite bodily functions, cumming. You can also urinate through it. Its designed to take self-pleasure to the next level.
Men and women alike have appreciated it. Whether you are into giving or receiving, your still in control.
This creation is truly my absolute favorite.
The term edging best describes its function.
EVEN FEMALES CAN FEEL THE PLEASURE OF THE JACKHAMMER!!
(above is pictured another style of Jackhammer in use)
She told me that she used the Jackhammer to masturbate and for the first time in a very long time she was able to squirt a lot. My plug hit all the right spots and she is so addicted to playing with her littlest hole. She has more stronger orgasms now..

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A CUSTOM HAND CARVED JACKHAMMER YOU CAN FIND IT BY CLICKING HERE.
 
Dont be fooled by others who have stolen this design to trick you and have even stolen my words.  
PLEASE SEE HERE FOR MORE DETAILS.  
 
Just others trying capture the rewards of what I do. Self expression at times is hard to protect. For what I give to you is a vision of pleasure presented through functional art.
(above is pictured another style of Jackhammer in use)
All of my creations are polished to a mirror finish. If you cant see your mirrored reflection in the finish of the tool, dont use it. The shadow on the tool in the pictures is a perfect reflection of me holding the camera. These pictures do no justice to the image I capture when I hold it in my hand.
The Jackhammers™ total length is 101mm (4 inches long). It boast numerous shapes spaced to fall in between the fingers to give the interior of the penis a more controlled massage as the exterior is done by hand.  
 
Or for you females to gently fuck your urethra to orgasmic bliss!!!


The top of this creation features a safety bar to protect from over insertion. And lets not forget to connect those Alligator clips to it and turn it into one heck of an electrode for Estim.

These creations may differ slightly from the pictures shown.

PLAY SAFE, BE WELL.
ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE MADE IN U.S. DOLLARS!!!!