Tuesday, April 14, 2015

GOONING STIK™ URETHRAL MASTURBATION STRETCHING TOOL

GOONING STIK™ URETHRAL MASTURBATION STRETCHING TOOL

 Can be purchased here

I always love to goon and pull this cock as I stare up at another strange Moon.
I love it in nature, this love for my cock, shot loads across many Lagoons.
I have spread this seed from coast to coast across Mountains and even the Seas.
I pull on this cock with such pleasure, it brings me to my knees......
CAN BE USED AS A TWO MAN FUCK STICK!!

DEMENTED FOUR WAY CROSS™ URETHRAL SOUND PENIS PLUG

DEMENTED FOUR WAY CROSS™
URETHRAL SOUND PENIS PLUG
MEN AND WOMAN ALIKE WILL ENJOY THIS
STUFF YOU HOLES WITH PLEASURE!!!
LINE UP FOUR OF YOUR BUDDIES AS YOU BRIDGE YOUR COCKS TOGETHER, STROKING TO ORGASMIC BLISS!!
A MAN TO MAN FUCK BUDDY PLUG!!
OR IMPALE HER PISS HOLE STARTING WITH THE SMALLEST SIZE AND WORKING UP TO THE LARGEST!!
THIS IS ALSO THE ULTIMATE URETHRAL STRETCHING TOOL FOR BEGINNERS ON UP!!!

The Cross You Bare

Salvation you seek as you pray for my soul,
In this game I move ever so swift.

I pass you by and still wonder why,
I turn to present you with a gift.

With redemption and prayer to free up my soul,
From this pleasure that you call a sin.

To beat you down with the quality in my creations,
A mirrored reflection to see your grin.

Your words are inspirations that fuels this fire,
You feed it with all of your air.

To be really honest,
I like what I do.
For this is the cross that you bare.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015